cody. 22. virginia. writer. nerd. beard haver. lover. friend. retail zombie. journalist-to-be.Tumblr (3.0; @theplaidenthusiast)http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://mlsandry.tumblr.com/post/50786181462/theplaidenthusiast-drink-drank-drunk-drunk" class="tumblr_blog">mlsandry</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50786025627/drink-drank-drunk-drunk-as-fuck">theplaidenthusiast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Drink. Drank. Drunk.<br/> Drunk as fuck.</p> </blockquote> <p>i think my bearded friend is drunk </p></blockquote> <p>No. No I am.</p>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50788050124http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50788050124Sun, 19 May 2013 00:35:05 -0400<p>Drink. Drank. Drunk.<br/> Drunk as fuck.</p>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50786025627http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50786025627Sun, 19 May 2013 00:06:03 -0400Drunkalcoholpersonal<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://multipack.tumblr.com/post/46957259436/pu-y-so-cheap-its-pu-y">multipack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y</p> </blockquote>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50785911598http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50785911598Sun, 19 May 2013 00:04:22 -0400<p><a href="http://nakedbedposts.tumblr.com/post/50756514885/someone-explain-to-me-why-shoving-an-earring" class="tumblr_blog">nakedbedposts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Someone explain to me why shoving an earring through a partially closed piercing hurts more than anal.</p></blockquote>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50776421924http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50776421924Sat, 18 May 2013 21:48:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs0m2oEyq1ql2603o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50773522113http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50773522113Sat, 18 May 2013 21:04:38 -0400<p>Talk to me while I drink.</p>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50773491584http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50773491584Sat, 18 May 2013 21:04:05 -0400drinkingpersonalplaidenthusiastkiktalk to me<p>I&#8217;m gonna get fucked up tonight.</p>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50770756938http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50770756938Sat, 18 May 2013 20:21:06 -0400stokedget fucked updrinkingpersonal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7badd72329ba069b2b7ebff587de8276/tumblr_mmsr88qxcO1qzqokto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50762943267http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50762943267Sat, 18 May 2013 18:24:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfd2236a4c3b0225eb56c93bd2af2d69/tumblr_mn0aoqarmG1rsee8to1_r3_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Face I make when people are late for work.</p>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50745014278http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50745014278Sat, 18 May 2013 17:49:43 -0400selfmeselfiebeardbeardedfacial hairworkpiercingsweird facemajestic fucking beardseriouslymy beard is fucking legitchubbyboyface<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be48e911323afd7e9c036b501d78663b/tumblr_mmxcs6Jmzn1qk87fio5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b69561860398efdb476ee52249f49cb8/tumblr_mmxcs6Jmzn1qk87fio6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5fb780983c8dd7355e6a4adc9ada87d/tumblr_mmxcs6Jmzn1qk87fio4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf2b0b4fa70bfd8b5c33c759195eadb1/tumblr_mmxcs6Jmzn1qk87fio8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f32a5856b74415cf242902ce6896143/tumblr_mmxcs6Jmzn1qk87fio3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8054a7f870a76779fa0db11afa0bf1fd/tumblr_mmxcs6Jmzn1qk87fio2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cd0b7b7d8ddaa628407d6c1041824e3/tumblr_mmxcs6Jmzn1qk87fio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1f3cc28989308f3126e463b002c6045/tumblr_mmxcs6Jmzn1qk87fio7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imthegdbatman.tumblr.com/post/50744045359/marvel-comics-minimalist-posters-michael">imthegdbatman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <pre><em> Marvel Comics Minimalist Posters</em>   -   <a href="http://www.behance.net/Mozcreative"><strong>Michael Turner</strong></a></pre> </blockquote> <p></p>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50754029655http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50754029655Sat, 18 May 2013 16:21:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/086ff23a5e30bf99ef35965a96daaf17/tumblr_mlmbxvJkWq1rmdgkao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42f162fc40dd80034f5dfa3c529e4b90/tumblr_mlmbxvJkWq1rmdgkao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/011db07831cbbc7d88bf2bd57e20a999/tumblr_mlmbxvJkWq1rmdgkao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wildfurret.tumblr.com/post/48544881239">wildfurret</a>:</p> <blockquote> <pre>Lapras (#131)</pre> </blockquote> <p></p>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50748834951http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50748834951Sat, 18 May 2013 15:09:05 -0400“What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to run with.”<br/><br/> - <em>Robert Brault  (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://natashakills.tumblr.com/">natashakills</a>)</em>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50748681503http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50748681503Sat, 18 May 2013 15:06:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcf6b3c101e1b4175a0fb0826f3450b4/tumblr_mn069gLb3E1qiuiebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sarahseeandersen.tumblr.com/post/50738296534/the-internal-monologue-that-goes-on-whenever-i" class="tumblr_blog">sarahseeandersen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.</p></blockquote>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50747616693http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50747616693Sat, 18 May 2013 14:52:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/50314022918/pro-tip-fill-the-pinata-with-absolutely-nothing">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>pro tip: fill the <span>piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood</span></p> </blockquote>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50747575181http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50747575181Sat, 18 May 2013 14:51:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma45d9WrLX1rfqbfno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://r3troguy.tumblr.com/post/50642360129/all-around-me-are-familiar-faces-worn-out-places">r3troguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>all around me are familiar faces<br/>worn out places <br/>worn out faces<br/>bright and early for the daily races<br/>going nowhere <br/>going nowhere</p> </blockquote>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50743782952http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50743782952Sat, 18 May 2013 13:57:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pegthepatriarchy.tumblr.com/post/41565358172/eat-that-pussy-and-be-grateful-theres-starving">pegthepatriarchy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.</p> </blockquote>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50737841239http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50737841239Sat, 18 May 2013 12:32:43 -0400<p><a href="http://isawthew0lf.tumblr.com/post/50737498700/i-dont-want-to-get-dressed-getting-dressed-means" class="tumblr_blog">isawthew0lf</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I don’t want to get dressed.<br/>Getting dressed means I have to put pants on.<br/>Putting pants on means I have to go to work.<br/>I don’t want to go to work.</p></blockquote>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50737824125http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50737824125Sat, 18 May 2013 12:32:28 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shessomethingsarcastic.tumblr.com/post/50685257740/you-know-who-doesnt-get-enough-credit">shessomethingsarcastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kenan Thompson.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fd50fa478a532173f0ced6c42b9206e2/tumblr_inline_mmyuerqZJt1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Made it through child fame and went from a successful kid’s sketch comedy show to one of the most well known shows ever:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b2166a7850535eadba0d25dc3d98a501/tumblr_inline_mmyugfuLeJ1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>He stayed out of trouble and is just doing what he’s been doing for years.</p> <p>Good for you, Kenan Thompson.</p> </blockquote>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50737796504http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50737796504Sat, 18 May 2013 12:32:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37521e145dfc68dc5661a8d272ae0213/tumblr_mmxl6rXaW31rjxbmho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50733941920http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50733941920Sat, 18 May 2013 11:35:23 -0400<blockquote> <p>I have two hands and you have two butt cheeks</p> </blockquote>http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50727239268http://theplaidenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/50727239268Sat, 18 May 2013 09:45:04 -0400