adventures of a plaid enthusiast.

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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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brandoncargoshortsdavis:

nicklugo:

i love girls i love boobs and butts and how nice they smell and legs and nice hair and soft skin girls rock

This guy likes the way butts smell

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johnnyfk:

A glass of your finest Corgi, please.

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

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Guys I’m not even kidding if you wanna be friends message me

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growlithed:

reasons why summer is poopy

• you sweat a lot
• attractive people in bathing suits
• you dont have a valid excuse to stay inside
• people expect you to put on a bathing suit
• going swimming
• yardwork
• theres a glare on your phone
• the beach
• you sweat a lot

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wowthatscapslock:

i present to you the rapist pokemon

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